awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend

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and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad 

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I AM IN DISBELIEF 

Update: i have now procured a date

(via just-some-random-nobody)

chalresxavier:

wolverine fisting you when suddenly

(via starspangledmanwithnoplan)

bceky:

see ya later

squidinator

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(via suriella)

zandhand:

spaghettl:

*uses your ashes as eyeshadow*

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(Source: eggyolk1, via prettyboyangel-at-221b)

lord-kitschener:

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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(Source: clestroying, via prettyboyangel-at-221b)

humorous-blog:

jesus-take-the-feels:

humorous-blog:

Mom: hey do some chores

Me:

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What the fuck did your mom give birth too

someone who doesnt like doing chores

(Source: officialfrenchtoast, via pizzaspacequeen)